My cat just tossed a toy mouse into my mother’s plate of bacon.
Anonymous said: Feminists keep fighting for the right to walk around with little clothing or naked without being sexualized. Yet if there were men fighting for the same thing, feminists would be all like "NO! Men can't do that, it promotes rape culture!!"
Can you imagine men fighting for the right to walk around half naked? Can anyone?
Yes I agree. It WOULD be silly for men to fight for the right to walk around half naked. Because they already have that right….
In 1935 it was equally illegally for men to expose their chest in the US as it was for women. Men protested by marching topless. By 1936 it was no longer a crime and actually considered normal.
So yeah, men did fight for the right to walk around half naked, and they got it as soon as they asked.
Hahahaha I hate everything.
[ x ] Look at those old dudes strutting ~
“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”
oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??
oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????
what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????
how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
So for all the early birds out there, check at your local McD and see if they have free small coffees for the next to week. The location I work at has gone nutty decorating for the occasion. Its breakfast hours only, from the 16th-29th, small hot or ice coffees.
- Erwin: is that a knife in your pants or are you just happy to see me-
- Erwin: IT'S A KNIFE. DEFINITELY A KNIFE.