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My cat just tossed a toy mouse into my mother’s plate of bacon.

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neairaalenko:

femmadilemma:

hobbitkaiju:

kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

"I am fucking full of babies so help me God"

"My army of minions will be arriving any second"

I know that feel.

neairaalenko:

femmadilemma:

hobbitkaiju:

kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

"I am fucking full of babies so help me God"

"My army of minions will be arriving any second"

I know that feel.

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Anonymous said: Feminists keep fighting for the right to walk around with little clothing or naked without being sexualized. Yet if there were men fighting for the same thing, feminists would be all like "NO! Men can't do that, it promotes rape culture!!"

fullten:

smitethepatriarchy:

kiwianaroha:

feministingforchange:

notallfeminists:

Can you imagine men fighting for the right to walk around half naked? Can anyone?

Ridiculous.

Yes I agree. It WOULD be silly for men to fight for the right to walk around half naked. Because they already have that right….

In 1935 it was equally illegally for men to expose their chest in the US as it was for women. Men protested by marching topless. By 1936 it was no longer a crime and actually considered normal. 

So yeah, men did fight for the right to walk around half naked, and they got it as soon as they asked. 

Hahahaha I hate everything.

[ x ] Look at those old dudes strutting ~

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lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

(via iammyfather)

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icameas-roman:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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iammyfather:

cho-yu:

klefaeries:

green-witch-uprooted:

goingtonamek:

i got angry and made a thing.

Important

As a cashier who deals with this shit every day, it’s nice to see that some people actually care about us.

I had no idea about the speed score thing :O

But if I can add on about being a cashier for a Pharmacy:

1) We’re required to have your name and birthday every time you come up. Don’t roll your eyes and expect us to remember you

2) Don’t mumble your name and birthday. It might be obvious to you, but it’s our first time hearing it so please speak clearly

3) The computers we use at the cash register are very basic and only tell us what prescription you’re getting. If you want to know your insurance info or change your info, you have to go down to the other end

4) When you’re dropping off your prescription, STAY. THERE.

There’s a LOT of information we have to go through, including your insurance, and we don’t want you yelling at us later when you come to pick it up and it turns out your insurance didn’t cover it and we couldn’t tell you because you were gone

5) Just please be patient with us.

Much as I dislike WalMart, the cashier did NOT pick you at random to ID for that Beer/Cigarette purchase,  IT IS REQUIRED.

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omarnorthtower:

andronian:

jimcrakindandy:

boynerdramblings:

shitweed:

dingoinnuendo:

do you ever just stop and realize how much pokemon has grown

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like wow it just really amazes me

well i mean 

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pokemon isnt the best example

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goddammit megaman

(Source: jackwhynand, via thelibrariansoftimeandspace)

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nerdsandgamersftw:

osoru:

octoberwaffle:

I got bored at work.

the funny thing about slowpoke is he doesn’t look all that different

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So for all the early birds out there, check at your local McD and see if they have free small coffees for the next to week. The location I work at has gone nutty decorating for the occasion. Its breakfast hours only, from the 16th-29th, small hot or ice coffees.

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4chansey:

SALAD SHINY GIVEAWAY

This giveaway is in honor of my best friend peachycandy who is very important to me and to celebrate her new salad hair! 

There will be three winners, first winner gets first pick, second one picks between the two remaining Pokemon and the third winner takes home the last shiny (◡‿◡✿) 
 


Rules: 

✿ Mbf me 

✿ No giveaway blogs! 

✿ Must be comfortable trading FC with me! 

✿ Reblog/Like as many times as you want!

✿ The giveaway will end on the 27/Sept/14 & the winners will be picked with a random generator!

(☞゚∀゚)☞

(✿) Shiny Hoenn starter giveaway
(✿)Two Mew and Three Shiny Ditto giveaway  
(✿)Pink shiny pokemon giveaway
(✿)Diancie giveaway
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✿) Shiny Hoenn legend giveaway


Good luck! (◡‿◡✿)

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4chansey:

THREE DIANCIE GIVEAWAY

There will be three winners, each winner will receive one Diancie. (◡‿◡✿) This is a surprisingly cute Pokemon and I’m really excited to be giving away three of these!


Rules:
✿ Mbf me 

✿ No giveaway blogs!

✿ Must be comfortable trading FC with me!

✿ Reblog/Like as many times as you want!

✿ The giveaway will end on the 17/Sep/14 & the winner will be picked with a random generator!

Pink shiny giveaway
Shiny Hoenn starter giveaway
Shiny White Pokemon giveaway
Eight Shiny Eevee giveaway
Two Mew and Three Shiny Ditto Giveaway

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4chansey:

SHINY HOENN LEGENGS GIVEAWAY

*plays a trumpet in the background*

There will be two winners, first winner gets first pick, second one takes home the remaining Pokemon (͒ ु•·̫• ू ͒) 



Rules:


✿ Mbf me 

✿ No giveaway blogs! 

✿ Must be comfortable trading FC with me! 

✿ Reblog/Like as many times as you want! 

✿ The giveaway will end on the 7/Oct/14 & the winners will be picked with a random generator!

(☞゚∀゚)☞

(✿) Shiny Hoenn starter giveaway
(✿)Two Mew and Three Shiny Ditto giveaway  
(✿)Pink shiny pokemon giveaway
(✿)Diancie giveaway
(
✿) Salad shiny giveaway

Good luck! (◡‿◡✿)

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4chansey:

SPOOPY HALLOWEEN SHINY GIVEAWAY

To celebrate the best holiday ever, here’s a Halloween shiny giveaway for everyone to celebrate the spooky holidays! ✿

There will be three winners, first winner gets first pick of five shinies, second one picks four of the emaining shinies and the third winner takes home the remaining three shinies (◡‿◡✿) 
 


A very special thanks to sacriersblood who generously donated over half of these Pokemon, please check out their blog they’re an amazing trainer!

Rules: 

✿ Mbf me 

✿ No giveaway blogs! 

✿ Must be comfortable trading FC with me! 

✿ Reblog/Like as many times as you want! 

✿ The giveaway will end on the 15/Oct/14 & the winners will be picked with a random generator!

(☞゚∀゚)☞


(✿)Pink shiny pokemon giveaway
(✿)Diancie giveaway
(
✿) Shiny Hoenn legend giveaway
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Salad shiny giveaway


Good luck! (◡‿◡✿)

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corporationsarepeople:

silentmania:

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

Yes

my god.

corporationsarepeople:

silentmania:

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

Yes

my god.

(via iammyfather)

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